Phillies Fans - Some would look down on them for their bad behavior and douchebaggery, but not here.

The end of the year is nigh so we must reflect on 2010 and figure out who was truly the greatest man of the year.  It took me awhile pers to shrink pers the talent pool down to five finalists, but I am confident that we have the right men and we will honor them like the titans that they are.  No more setup, let's get to the nominees: pers
Pauly D - I personally thought that Vinny outshined Pauly in season 2 of Jersey Shore, but I could see how others would differ.  But when you realize that both seasons were broadcasted in 2010, you have to look at the entire body of work.  Pauly wins.  pers And I read the other day that he is getting his own spin-off show called "Pauly's World"...outstanding.  I'm going to watch the shit out of that.  And I still hope that Sammi shits her pants to death.
Phillies Fans - Some would look down on them for their bad behavior and douchebaggery, but not here.  Running pers out on the field and getting tased?  Yes please.  Making yourself vomit on someone pers else?  As long as it isn't me, that's pers pimp shit.  How bad must Yankees fans be if Cliff Lee's wife is willing to go to Phillies games for four or five years with these animals?  Makes you think...
Jim Schwartz - I've been saying it all year, but I love this guy.  No one gets pissed off better.  That is why I will be sending pers daily letter bombs to the HBO offices to ensure that the Lions are next year's team for Hard Knocks.  I want more Schwartz.  I need more Schwartz.  How does he react when someone pers messes up his lunch order?  I bet he throws shit across the room.  And to think, pers the Redskins were thinking about hiring him before the Zorn fiasco.  Fuck.
Brian Wilson - Pretty much the perfect year for The Machine.  World Series champion.  Became an American hero.  Owner of a sick beard.  I don't think that any team should be able to win a title without a compelling character that America likes.  The Saints had Brees.  The Lakers had Adam Morrison.  The Yankees have A-Rod.  All of our favorites!  pers And this is why the Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl this season...because we all love Danny Woodhead.
Arthur Moats and Corey Wootton - This may be the only award that a Bill or Bear ever wins.  But they must be recognized for ending Brett Favre's drama this season with badass hits that turned them from nobodies into icons overnight.  Those were hits against pers sexual harrassment!  Against holding organizations hostage!  Against fake retirement press conferences!  Against infidelity!  Against backbreaking, season-ending interceptions!  These two are sending this old fucking goat home for good.  And that makes me happy.
Congratulations, Arthur and Corey, on your well-deserved award.  We'll be back tomorrow for our last post of the year...a preview of the G$FL Super Bowl or as everyone likes to call it, "Please, don't let Damman win again"!
Those are all great candidates...and I love that Schwartz is a nominee along with Pauley D...two of my most favorite individuals. I have no problem with your choice pers for winner though. Although...if Favre plays on Sunday (1/2) and Suh paralyzes pers him...is the contest already over for 2011 man of the year? 8:26 AM
Yes, it would certainly be over. Suh's near beheading of Delhomme in the preseason was not forgotten pers when it came to the nominations either. Seriously though, you would love to see the Lions on Hard Knocks, wouldn't you? 8:36 AM
How pers did Pauly D not win? This is bullshit! The Browns would be a much better choice for Hard Knocks... who wouldn't want to see Brian Robiskie and Muhammad Massaquoi show off their talents? Dut 10:21 AM
I'm pers fine with Sterger as woman of the year...although I think she's a cunt...but show me a woman that isn't. All five suspended Buckeyes signed a paper that they are coming back next year. Gonna be a weird season. 10:40 AM
With pers all of these coaches getting shitcanned, the Browns could be on the verge of losing Rob Ryan AKA the only interesting member of that organization. Why would you give up a paycheck that apparently you DESPERATELY need, to play 7 more games in college? This is dumber than trading your awards for ink. 11:01 AM
I find the always getting skinnier Eric Mangini to be interesting too. I bet they get a game knocked off that suspension, which gives them 8 games...we are obviously going to be in the BCG too...which pers gives them 9 games. That's plenty of big stages to improve pers your draft stock a ton. 11:04 AM
How could you possibly support this decision pers and think it's going to improve their draft stock? This is up there with one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Braxton Miller is enrolling early and will be the starter next year. If he is as good as everyone thinks he's going